Post by Evil McBadGuy on Sept 20, 2010 16:37:13 GMT -5
If you value both your sanity and self-worth, you will not see this film. I was paid $10 to sit through it by one of my friends, and I feel absolutely cheated and robbed. The movie was even worse than the internet sensation himself.
What's this direct-to-TV flick about, you hopefully aren't wondering? The story follows an annoying fucker named Fred who's a "whacky and loveable goofball" with an insane crush on his nextdoor neighbor.
But disaster strikes when the girl(who I'm thinking was played by a boy) moves a max of four whole blocks away! Fred, in all of his great creativety(sigh) travels the city to find her in hopes the two can move to the "next step" in their relashionship. Funny, huh?
The plot is shallow as dry dirt, most of the characters are annoying beyond reason, all of the jokes make you want to beat your head against a wall, the acting is really stupid, and the music, while decent, leaves alot to be desired.
Fred himself is probably the most annoying object in the entire experience, and thus, you end up feeling like the show is granting you mercy whenever you see him getting made fun of, beat up, or otherwise abused in some fashion.
Honestly, the only decent parts of this film were near the beginning when John Cena beats the crap out of Fred, and near the end where the movie uses a max of one decent joke. I give this disaster a 1/6. Burn this on sight, folks.
Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible. ~ T.E. Lawrence