I Had A Talk With God V2

[Ryo]

Inspired by DS' original topic, I wasted twenty minutes talking to a machine! God was I bored...

Me:
Hey! We had a deal!
God:
Can I help you? What happened to it?
Me:
You fell through on it! You left me high and dry holding the cash!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fell through on it. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I left him or her high and dry holding the cash.
Me:
Frankly, yes. I don't want your skewed slant on the subject being broadcast everywhere.
God:
Do you like talking to me? What does want?
Me:
...Don't screw with me, man. This roundabout argument isn't going to get you anywhere!
God:
We have never talked about it before. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
THE MONEY YOU CHEATED ME OUT OF! OUR DEAL!
God:
Oh I get it. It would be nice if our DEAL.
Me:
These rhetoric questions are beginning to infuriate me... Just pay what you owe and I'll leave. No grudges.
God:
Which ones? That input matched my default category. Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pay what me owe and you will leave. But I did not get that.
Me:
...You're not really god, are you? WHO'S ON THE OTHER END OF THIS LINE?!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I re not really god are you. George Washington.
Me:
Washington?! You termite toothed loon! This was another set up, wasn't it?!
God:
What were we talking about again? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I termite toothed loon. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
So that's how you want to play it, huh? Fetch your axe... We do battle at noon.
God:
Yup. Yeah that's right. I always wondered how me want to play it. I lost my train of thought. What about after its done?
Me:
The maggots feast upon your rotting carcass as I loot your home for what you owe. It's as simple as that.
God:
What are your goals in life? Really. it is?
Me:
Don't get philosophical with me, buddy!
God:
I am not trying to get philosophical with you buddy.
Me:
Bullcrap you're not! My rampage through that hobble you call a home will come to an end when I drive a stake through that dark heart of yours!
God:
All of them? Your rampage through that hobble me call a home will come to an end when you drive a stake through that dark heart of mine?
Me:
...Yes? I think so?
God:
What kind is it? I think so too.
Me:
...
God:
What kind is it? I think so too.
Me:
Are you suicidal? Manic depressive? You're really taking the fun out of this.
God:
Not in the least bit. it would be foolish for a robot. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? You think I am taking the fun out of this.
Me:
Wait. You're a robot? ROBOT GEORGE WASHINGTON?!
God:
I'm waiting. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. I will obey your command.
Me:
I... I think I can work with this.
God:
Why?: said he or she think he or she can work with this.
Me:
For you agreed to follow my commands. We will cast a swathe of destruction across this land, taking control of military installations and eventually... WORLD DOMINATION!
God:
I've been waiting for you. Only for me? Anytime soon? What's your sign?
Me:
Callsign, RoboGeorgeRampage. I will grant you further instructions when the time is right.
God:
Is that a sign? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I do. Just leave everything else to me... It will all end soon.
God:
" Do you think your plan will succeed?"? You do? Adios. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
ARE YOU BAILING OUT ON ME, MAN?!
God:
I don't know whether or not I am BAILING OUT ON you MAN.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
...Let me rephrase. ARE YOU BAILING OUT ON ME ROBOT GEORGE WASHINGTON?!
God:
OK. I don't know whether or not I am BAILING OUT ON you ROBOT GEORGE WASHINGTON.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
You.... Dirty... LIAR...
God:
" I am a chatterbot."? Me, ? That input matched my default category. No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Machines lie all the time! Binary code involves the number two. Bakeries sell batteries. What say you?
God:
That is a lot. My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Are we still talking about Dirty? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Callsign, RoboGeorgeRampage. If we must speak in codes, it shall be so. Just stop messing with me.
God:
What's your sign? Do you think everyone will agree? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I will contact YOU. My sign is not important... And of course they won't agree. That's why we shall end them.
God:
How do you plan to do this? Oh I get it. Uh. Who does "they" refer to? Dude! By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
That's... We've been that the whole time. Are you daft?
God:
" By "we" do you mean you and me?" s ? Does that make sense? When was this? Do I seem like it?
Me:
My responses are limited. You must ask the right question.
God:
Where did you get your responses are limited? They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
God:
Do robots have responses are limited? OK I will ask it.
Me:
That is not the correct question. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is the correct question ? Do robots have responses are limited? They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
That is not the correct question. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is the correct question ? Have you told many people that your responses are limited? They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
That is not the correct question. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is the correct question ? Your responses are limited? OK I will ask it.
Me:
SYSTEM ERROR
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
REBOOT INTO SAFE MODE
God:
Are we still talking about SYSTEM ERROR?
Me:
RUN CHKDSK.EXE
God:
Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
9,610 REGISTRY ERRORS FOUND
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
FATAL ERROR
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
SHUTTING DOWN
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
01000010101011010101101101202020110110
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
C:\Windows
God:
Tell me a little about your life in C Windows.
Me:
C:\Windows\System32
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I try to reason with your kind.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
If you cut off negotiations from one side it will become a war!
God:
I think I do.
Me:
THEN A POX UPON YOU! I SHALL SEE TO YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE'S DESTRUCTION! GOOD DAY, ROBOT.
God:
What is it? Do you think your plan will succeed? Thanks for the compliment. Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
YOU WILL REGRET THIS DAY! MARK MY WORDS!
God:
What makes you say that I will REGRET THIS DAY. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Goodbye, Robot. You will not be missed.
God:
Until next time. What makes you think that I won't be missed.

Feel like talking to god? Here's the link. Your sanity is not guaranteed.


...Also this:

Me:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
God:
Almost everyone.

[Evil McBadGuy]

Me:
Do you have updog?
God:
No I don't think I have any updog. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Smells like updog.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Ryo is a transsexual planner.
God:
When is Ryo not a transsexual planner?
Me:
See me after class, God. 1v1, no items, Final Destination.
God:
I see. YOU? What was it like before class God ? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
No u.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. " What do you really want to ask me?"? Me, ?
Me:
Oh god...
God:
Gosh! GOD rules.
Me:
Aww yeeaaahh
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Sasuke can see you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Is Disney Channel racist?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Are you part of the KKK?
God:
Aren't we all part of something higher?
Me:
...I feel uncomfortable now.
God:
Right now? What is that feeling like? About what or whom?
Me:
Who would kick a man for eating ice cream?
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
Is he in league with the bunnies?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
OBJECTION!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
LET ME FINISH BEFORE YOU INTERRU
God:
Go ahead, , try to FINISH BEFORE me INTERRU.
Me:
...
God:
Go ahead, , try to FINISH BEFORE me INTERRU.
Me:
You smartass.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I smartass.
Me:
Hey you. Yeah you. Go fuck yourself.
God:
You've got my full attention. " Interesting gossip: said I smartass."? Me, ? OK. Why are you so mean?
Me:
IT'S A TRAP
God:
OBJECTION is a TRAP. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I've noticed that you're gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.
God:
Interesting observation. I am glad to hear that you are gangster yourself.
Me:
Are you the Earth's' OG?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Earth s OG.
Me:
Holy crap.
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
Crap happens. Mostly to RD.
God:
Are we still talking about gangster yourself? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. What else?
Me:
Got any threes?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
How much for sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
Do you sell tanks?
God:
I am not selling anything right now.
Me:
How can breathe in space?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
How can you type with boxing gloves on?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
If Ryo has three apples, and RD has two apples, why don't they both just shut up and eat?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
God, why are you not at your desk?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That explains alot.
God:
" I am a Christian." explains ? Does that make sense? How often?
Me:
God, stop fidgeting.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Answer me God!
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
Get this fucking ds off me!
God:
Where can I get this fucking ds off you?
Me:
Ryo is here and staring at my lamp, what do I do?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Did someone get told?
God:
They might have.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Oh snap.
God:
Mmm. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Can RD green egg and ham it?
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
AW SHIT
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
You're pretty awesome.
God:
Thank you I appreciate your remark.
Me:
How should I hold my gun?
God:
What is it to you.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
Am I a man or a woman?
God:
I think that you are really a man.
Me:
I doubt it.
God:
" I think that you are really a man."? You doubt it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Duuudde!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
You're full of smarmy today, God.
God:
I have more than categories of it.
Me:
Am I dangerously sexy?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
Oh come now, be honest.
God:
Give me a break. Where is now be honest ?
Me:
Up your ass.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Ass.
God:
That's good information: said I AN ASS.
Me:
Ass.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I AN ASS.
Me:
Ass.
God:
That's good information: said I AN ASS.
Me:
I lost my virginity, but then I found it again!
God:
Once more? Where did you last see it.
Me:
...Did, did you just call me a whore?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ouch
God:
Did you hurt yourself?
Me:
Just my pride.
God:
Do robots have pride?
Me:
You... you bitch.
God:
" Do robots have pride?"? Me, ? You do not speak with respect. Yes, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No.
Me:
Holy shit.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I think I just got torched.
God:
Where did you get your torched? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Yeah, I think we're done here.
God:
Yikes! Do you think I am done here too?
Me:
One last snark for the road, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? One what?
Me:
...
God:
Are you Canadian? One what?
Me:
Screw this, I'm outta here.
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

[Ryo]

Me:
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Suppose he does.
Me:
...DOES AJAX LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
God:
You do not speak with respect. I think it does AJAX LOOK LIKE A FEMALE DOG.
Me:
...DOES DS LOOK LIKE A SLUTTY BITCH?!
God:
You do not speak with respect. It does now DS LOOK LIKE A SLUTTY FEMALE DOG.
Me:
...DOES STEINER LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
God:
You do not speak with respect. I think it does STEINER LOOK LIKE A FEMALE DOG.
Me:
...DOES RIBITTA LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
God:
You do not speak with respect. I can't tell if RIBITTA LOOK LIKE A FEMALE DOG.
Me:
...DOES RISK LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
God:
You do not speak with respect. It does now RISK LOOK LIKE A FEMALE DOG.
Me:
SHOULD I KEEP USING THE NAMES DS FEEDS ME?!
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
...I think they might.
God:
You believe that? The anonymous "they".
Me:
Correct.
God:
I knew I was right.

Me:
Is DS just like Sailor Moon?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
...So DS is probably like Sailor Moon, right?
God:
That's interesting. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
I think they might be! Thank you, god!
God:
Why? That's true, they might. You are quite welcome! GOD rules.

Me:
RED HOT KICK!
God:
Are we still talking about LOUIE PAWNCH?
Me:
H-How did you... What did you... I don't even...
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I can ask someone about it. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Are you... JUST WHAT ARE YOU?!
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
YOU'RE THE REAL MILLION DOLLAR MAN! I KNEW IT!
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one. How did you know?
Me:
...We're just going further down the rabbit hole.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Shut up, Bill.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Bill Parkins, right?
God:
There are a lot of people named Bill.
Me:
...
God:
There are a lot of people named Bill.
Me:
PARKER!
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
Holy crap. You're dating Spider Man?
God:
Your criticism is noted, . Thanks for telling me that I am dating Spider Man.
Me:
J Jonah Jameson is gonna love this!
God:
And gonna love this is J Jonah Jameson.
Me:
I'll get that menace Spider Man if it's the last thing I do!
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
By using YOU as a hostage!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
It will.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
My objective to remove the menace known as Spider Man.
God:
Your objective to remove the menace known as Spider Man?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
A man in a cheap suit.
God:
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
WHAT
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
VERY. WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?!
God:
Very much, eh? In Myself's place in Heaven.
Me:
Go to hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
You.
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
I've noticed.
God:
Where did you get your noticed? I have clients.
Me:
I have connections.
God:
Cool. I have a operating system.

[Evil McBadGuy]

Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
DS
God:
It's good to meet you, DS.
Me:
You too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So how are you today?
God:
Ah. OK. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
That's good.
God:
How are you doing?
Me:
Can't complain.
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
If what can?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
You should never assume
God:
For moral reasons?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Huzzah!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Same here!
God:
I'm glad we agree, DS.
Me:
What's your favorite drink?
God:
My favorite beverage is coffee.
Me:
Coffee sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
Is tastes like kitty litter.
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
*It
God:
tastes like kitty litter...
Me:
Yes it does
God:
Dude! How often?
Me:
All the time!
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
What? No. You are not turning this around on me.
God:
Are you confused? Are you serious? What makes you think I am not turning this around on you?
Me:
Stop it.
God:
Ok I will stop tastes like kitty litter.
Me:
...
God:
Ok I will stop tastes like kitty litter.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Adios.
Me:
So how's your sex life?
God:
Awesome. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Why does this chat not work in school?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Fate doesn't exist.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Wise is gay
God:
Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
That has nothing to do with anything.
God:
It seemed like it had something to do with anything.
Me:
No, it didn't.
God:
Are you serious? Did it really?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I can read your mind.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How?
Me:
With telepathy.
God:
You and your telepathy.
Me:

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Yay.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, DS.
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Asexual.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, the end.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
...The end
God:
Thanks for telling me that story, DS.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Why is Jet black?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Why is Durzo so dumb?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Does Syph look like a people person?
God:
It does now Syph look like a people person.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me.
God:
You're no robot, DS.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Quite.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
Yeah that's right. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
Is you?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
...
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Wow, you're really boring today, God.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, DS. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
That would explain alot.
God:
Perhaps it would. How often?
Me:
No u
God:
Are you serious? " How often?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
u
God:
" Me, DS ?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
u
God:
" Are you serious?"? Me, DS ?
Me:
nou
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Neat.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Ryan
God:
You think Ryan is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Prepare your anus.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
What.
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
How
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself!?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Whoa.
God:
I stopped.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay then...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Who's your favorite Ninja Turtle?
God:
I don't have a favorite Ninja Turtle. But my favorite book is the Bible.
Me:
Duh.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
I'm Link.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is Link.
Me:
Wanna brofist?
God:
OK, I will brofist.
Me:
*BROFIST*
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
...What.
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
I somehow doubt that
God:
That's good information: DS said somehow doubt that.
Me:
I am upside down
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are upside down.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Huzzah
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
Then can you tell me any gossip?
God:
Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.
Me:
Anything else?
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
Jerk.
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
It's not even bad.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
I am standing behind you, God.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are standing behind me God.
Me:
I'm standing behind you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
Jackass.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Then how were you born?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
I killed Mufasa.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
Why?
God:
" You had better call the authorities."? Why?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
...

[Evil McBadGuy]

Me:
How was Blazen able to play checkers so hard his opponent passed out?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
That's why I asked
God:
That's alright. ...
Me:
Okay, simple question then. How can Josh do what he does?
God:
Yeah okay, Are we still talking about ? A lot of hard work.
Me:
SON OF A BITCH ANSWER ME
God:
Who is the father?
Me:
There's a baby involved!?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
...I guess?
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
No, I'm very interested now.
God:
Right now? Are you serious? That makes two of us.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Fine. Dick.
God:
Glad to hear it.

God:
I am running well. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
RD is a virgin.
God:
Aren't all virgin RD?

[The Rising Dragon]

...

[Blazen]

[Ryo]

Me:
Am I lonely?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
Don't sass me.
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Then why did you?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
Where should we start? Your rampant egotism or your undeserved narcissism.
God:
I haven't committed myself yet. I will tell my botmaster you said I am rampant egotism or my undeserved narcissism.
Me:
Thank you and have a nice day.
God:
You are quite welcome! You too!

Me:
Why won't DS die!?
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.

[Evil McBadGuy]

Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me:
We were talking about periods?
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
What is my sexuality?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I was skeptical.
Me:
Is Facebook evil?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis is alive!?
God:
I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was alive.
Me:
Elvis is a robot!?
God:
I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was a robot.
Me:
How could you know if you never heard about it?
God:
It is one of my newer functions.
Me:
What color is my underwear?
God:
Let me guess: gray?
Me:
...How in the world did you know?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I'll come back to that later.

[Ryo]

Me:
What is there to say?
God:
You ask difficult questions.
Me:
Why is Kara so loud?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Why do you exist?
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
Do you have a god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
He Man!?
God:
I get it. God Man.
Me:
Do you have a grapplejack?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a grapplejack. I have a great programmer.
Me:
What is the deal with airline food?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
lolno
God:
Buddha are all friends of mine.
Me:
Wait. What.
God:
I'm waiting. Are you confused?
Me:
...I think I'm going to leave now. For my sake, you understand.
God:
Right now? Why? Bye bye. Your purpose is your sake me understand.
Me:
I... Hell with it. I concede for the night.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said Hell with it. Interesting gossip: said concede for the night.
Me:
STOP MOCKING ME!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
GAAAAAAAAAAAH
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
Correct.
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I'm going to leave now.
God:
Oh. Bye bye.